I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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