When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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