The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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