We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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