Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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