Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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