I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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