Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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