I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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