Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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