Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
another moral hangover. fuck.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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