Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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