he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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