Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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