how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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