Whod you bang
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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