the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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