Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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