are you still at the devil's house?
my sisters under your porch take her home
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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