shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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