singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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