trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
