And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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