Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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