You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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