She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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