my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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