Do you still have your period?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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