So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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