So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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