I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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