Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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