Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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