hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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