Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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