All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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