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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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