Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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