I think scott just propositioned me for sex
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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