Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
try to milk me bitch
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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