I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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