do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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