i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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