He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You're like the curious george of whores
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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