Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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