Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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