I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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