Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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