I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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