Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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